<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586</id><updated>2011-08-07T18:02:02.475-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Callipygian Ideal</title><subtitle type='html'>The search for the perfect ass continues.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>37</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-115373937639833435</id><published>2006-07-24T01:09:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2006-07-24T01:10:33.673-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Ho-shit, it's alive!</title><content type='html'>Never mind the others (except maybe the resident monarchs)-- Jin needs LURVE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:50%"&gt;Good thing I got myself to watch everything. Wouldn't have caught that. Oh, sweet post-coma luuuurve.&lt;br /&gt;LOLE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE THE FUCK HAS MY SUMMER VACATION GONE?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OTOH... mmmmmmmmmmmm, spending money...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-115373937639833435?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/115373937639833435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=115373937639833435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/115373937639833435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/115373937639833435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2006/07/ho-shit-its-alive.html' title='Ho-shit, it&apos;s alive!'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-113471725049042405</id><published>2005-12-15T21:11:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:14:10.503-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Hmm...</title><content type='html'>I find myself half-wondering if I'm hot for Lee Nicholas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And he's fictional.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, Ms. Huff, you are &lt;i&gt;gooooood&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:50%"&gt;Yes. I've read that book. And it was good. And I'm crying inside because I have to wait for the paperback version to come out. *is a cheap bitch*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-113471725049042405?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/113471725049042405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=113471725049042405' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/113471725049042405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/113471725049042405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/12/hmm.html' title='Hmm...'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-113372556347182908</id><published>2005-12-04T09:43:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-12-04T09:46:03.536-10:00</updated><title type='text'>XMAS~</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Made by:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=rewind2day"&gt;rewind2day, on LJ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/rewind2day-xmasalbedo.png" alt="Merry Christmas!"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want THAT to come down my chimney. Y'know... If I had a chimney to begin with.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-113372556347182908?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/113372556347182908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=113372556347182908' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/113372556347182908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/113372556347182908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/12/xmas.html' title='XMAS~'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-113349361315712715</id><published>2005-12-01T17:18:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T17:20:13.156-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Layout</title><content type='html'>Yeah. I totally suck at HTML and CSS and all that jazz. But tweaking, I can do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm on top of the fuckin' world right now. xD Yaaaaay Ritsuka!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note to self: Find pics for other layouts. (Jrock! Malice Mizer! X Japan! ...Daniel K.?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*slouches off to study*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-113349361315712715?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/113349361315712715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=113349361315712715' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/113349361315712715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/113349361315712715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/12/layout.html' title='Layout'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112970849017130456</id><published>2005-10-18T21:42:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-10-18T21:56:59.573-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Moo.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:75%;"&gt;I have to write something. Anything. Except maybe bad pr0n.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll do it tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*grin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112970849017130456?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112970849017130456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112970849017130456' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112970849017130456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112970849017130456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/10/moo.html' title='Moo.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112814857121425036</id><published>2005-09-30T20:31:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-09-30T20:36:11.223-10:00</updated><title type='text'>[spam] Quizzilicious!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:75%;"&gt; http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx/test81.aspx&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your view on yourself:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your readiness to commit to a relationship:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The seriousness of your love:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your views on education&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The right job for you:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;How do you view success:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;What are you most afraid of:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who is your true self:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112814857121425036?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112814857121425036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112814857121425036' title='23 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112814857121425036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112814857121425036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/09/spam-quizzilicious.html' title='[spam] Quizzilicious!'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>23</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112768977012326733</id><published>2005-09-25T12:57:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-09-25T13:10:05.266-10:00</updated><title type='text'>yey quiz action</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Hooray escape tactics~ ::glares at pile of textbooks::&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#F88B8B" align=center&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#A7CEFF"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.&lt;br /&gt;Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.&lt;br /&gt;You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.&lt;br /&gt;You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howboyishorgirlishareyouquiz/"&gt;How Boyish or Girlish Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::trudges off to the books::&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112768977012326733?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112768977012326733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112768977012326733' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112768977012326733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112768977012326733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/09/yey-quiz-action.html' title='yey quiz action'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112708419628050913</id><published>2005-09-18T12:46:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-09-18T12:56:36.286-10:00</updated><title type='text'>&gt;)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;New quote of the moment: "I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should be studying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead of acquiring a wife.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/married.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bitch, get into that kitchen and cook rice. &lt;s&gt;So what if all this isn't official?&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... *maniacal laughter*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112708419628050913?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112708419628050913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112708419628050913' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112708419628050913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112708419628050913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/09/blog-post.html' title='&gt;)'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112527260285003279</id><published>2005-08-28T13:42:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-08-28T13:47:15.050-10:00</updated><title type='text'>: *</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I believe in the &lt;a href="http://www.venganza.org/"&gt;Flying Spagetti Monster.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You should, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;Fuckers.&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to the Blogger-spammers: Christ on crutches, you fuckers don't stop, do you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112527260285003279?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112527260285003279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112527260285003279' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112527260285003279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112527260285003279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/08/blog-post_28.html' title=': *'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112494924680439053</id><published>2005-08-24T19:46:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-08-24T19:54:06.810-10:00</updated><title type='text'>&gt;\</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;To the fucker who left a spam!comment on my writing-dump!Blogger: Dude. Seriously. My writing dump? What the hell were you &lt;i&gt;on?&lt;/i&gt; The only people who trawl that place are the Bridgewalkers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, &lt;i&gt;Wraeththu&lt;/i&gt; is EETing my soul. &lt;s&gt;Pellaz is such a bastard. (We'll see if this changes at the end of Cal's story.) And Terzian is LOVE. *shot*&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;School. *grumble* Organic chemistry + human anatomy and physiology + calculus = ded!K.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::crawls back into hole::&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112494924680439053?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112494924680439053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112494924680439053' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112494924680439053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112494924680439053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/08/blog-post.html' title='&gt;\'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112155647618979503</id><published>2005-07-16T13:20:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-07-16T13:27:56.196-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Inanity.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Hm. That should be a writing prompt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Notice: The next person who mentions Harry-fucking-Potter will be subject to a slow, painful death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm arting again. Wonderful, innit? :D Maybe I'll actually manage to put a dent in the backlog this time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::eyes pen:: ::eyes notebook:: ......Okay. That's another story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New icon. Because I felt like it. Nyeh. (Sorry, Chibi-sama, I got kinda tired of you. XD)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Er. That's all. Oh, wait. &lt;i&gt;This&lt;/i&gt; made me laugh my lungs out ::winks and doesn't care if anyone gets the obscure reference or not::--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/omgOTPXD.gif" alt="zomg BWAHAHAHA liek OTP DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!1!!11111eleventy-one!1"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112155647618979503?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112155647618979503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112155647618979503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112155647618979503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112155647618979503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/07/inanity.html' title='Inanity.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112053167059500351</id><published>2005-07-04T15:41:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-07-04T16:47:50.600-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Words</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;spilled in chat and &lt;s&gt;dutifully (ahaha *snigger* yeah, right)&lt;/s&gt; mopped up by everyone logging (all sporfling editted out, of course):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; No way I'm fighting traffic and crowds to watch a 15 minute light show.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm gonna celebrate my independence the REAL way&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; A night of WILD MONKEY SEX!&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; !!!!!111!!1eleventyone!!12&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; (yey caps)&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; XD&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; ...And maybe pr0n.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt; Maybe at the same time. *waggles eyebrows*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;And there you have it, my dear. Immortalized on the internet. And everyone else's desktops. XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;u&gt;recipe for fireworks&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 boyfriend*&lt;br /&gt;gunpowder (optional)&lt;br /&gt;flavored lube, for taste&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Ravish him. Up, down, sideways, horizontal, vertical, north, south, east, west, centered, elliptically, trapezoidally, and any other directions you fancy to invent.**&lt;br /&gt;-Repeat as needed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:75%;"&gt;*or significant other&lt;br /&gt;**yeah, I totally stole this *grin*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;*absolute wretch*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112053167059500351?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112053167059500351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112053167059500351' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112053167059500351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112053167059500351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/07/words.html' title='Words'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-112033799139918384</id><published>2005-07-02T10:51:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-07-02T10:59:51.416-10:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;The first person who put pineapple on a pizza and called it "Hawaiian" deserves to be shot.&lt;br /&gt;...Or deserved, if they're already dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kaerichi is nothing but one giant orgy. Involving swords.&lt;br /&gt;Zia gets laid so much, it more than makes up for every other SL he doesn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My writing is swirling down the drain. And I'm not sure I care anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We need to go out and grab some fireworks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy (early) Independence Day, everyone. At least, if you're in the US.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-112033799139918384?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/112033799139918384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=112033799139918384' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112033799139918384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/112033799139918384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/07/first-person-who-put-pineapple-on.html' title=''/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111946070100182577</id><published>2005-06-22T07:17:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-06-22T07:18:21.006-10:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Whoa. I'm now officially &lt;s&gt;2 (again)&lt;/s&gt; 20. Let's see if I remember that fact after today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where's my cake?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...... XD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111946070100182577?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111946070100182577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111946070100182577' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111946070100182577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111946070100182577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/06/whoa.html' title=''/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111918493876309437</id><published>2005-06-19T02:35:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-06-19T02:42:18.766-10:00</updated><title type='text'>*seethe*</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Suffered through the Hollaback Girl music video. Now I remember why I never submit myself to those stupid music channels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soooooo much hate for that bimbo Japanese-wannabe right now. So. Much. Hate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the UKers are right with the whole Sesame Street flashing-images-lowers-the-attention-span thing, maaaaaaan, those MVs must be doing a number on the youth of today. Not that it matters, since, their collective IQ seems to be going down the drain. What use would attention span be then, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello, Bridge? I'm coming over right freakin' now. Maybe you 'walkers can make me happy again. &lt;s&gt;Wait, what'm I saying 'maybe?' XD&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111918493876309437?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111918493876309437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111918493876309437' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111918493876309437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111918493876309437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/06/seethe.html' title='*seethe*'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111856605974477465</id><published>2005-06-11T22:27:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-06-11T22:51:43.770-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Okay.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Okay. Okay. Okay. (And if you know what K sounds like, when K writes "Okay." you know K is saying "Okke-", faux-Japanese accent and all. K will stop listening to voice actors and pop stars during their freetalks. Really. XD)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-After linkhopping, it's re-confirmed. Asami is GOD. &lt;s&gt;Er, I mean--&lt;/s&gt; HAWTHAWTHAWTZOMGYESSOHAWT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-By the way-- Linkhopping? It KILLS. Yeah, you find great stuff, but that stuff will EET UR HED. (Ow. &lt;i&gt;Ow.&lt;/i&gt; Typing that hurt my brain.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-If you haven't read &lt;i&gt;Good Omens&lt;/i&gt; yet, DO IT. RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW, YOU SUCKERS. &lt;s&gt;HAWT.&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Dav (if you ever, &lt;i&gt;ever&lt;/i&gt; see this, which I've got this giant hunch you wouldn't, but it deserves to be said in more than one place), your Michael? HAWT. And, well... HAWT. *shamelessly loves on in a totally platonic, asexual, gender-ambiguous way. liek, totally.&lt;s&gt;.. who're we kidding? HAWT!playerness = does it like a whore&lt;/s&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-for the record, strikeouts totally do &lt;i&gt;NOT&lt;/i&gt; happen. &lt;s&gt;liek,&lt;/s&gt; totally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-official. K is doing the whole *ZOMGMADFLAILAGE*-dance because, &lt;i&gt;dammit&lt;/i&gt;, still slumped and Inception less than a week away and *ZOMGMADFLAILAGEj0!!1!1!111one!*&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;s&gt;coronary&lt;/s&gt; corollary (is that the word? is that even the &lt;i&gt;right&lt;/i&gt; word? &lt;s&gt;*flail*&lt;/s&gt;): K &lt;i&gt;has&lt;/i&gt; picked up a pencil and put it to paper. The pencil just didn't quite move. It's an &lt;i&gt;improvement&lt;/i&gt;, dammit, and &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; is better than nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-warning: Should the slump!demon happen to get bored and decide to go bother someone else sometime this week, it is advised that all Bridgewalkers watch out for one soon-to-be-former Chisei Seat, as said &lt;s&gt;soon-to-be-former&lt;/s&gt; mod will be tackling everyone in sight and possibly text-raping them. Except for that last part, because that's &lt;s&gt;totally&lt;/s&gt; the domain of another personage, of which &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt; one is acquainted with and would rather not mention, lest its attention be brought down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;yes&lt;/i&gt;, K is channeling randomitalics!Angel!Effy. Shut &lt;i&gt;up&lt;/i&gt;, go &lt;i&gt;away&lt;/i&gt;, and you'll &lt;i&gt;stop&lt;/i&gt; laughing &lt;i&gt;if&lt;/i&gt; you know what's &lt;i&gt;good&lt;/i&gt; for you. (Dammit, Eff, I can never do it like you. XD)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[stupid In-My-Pants blog-tag which K refused to do but is doing anyway and dammit don't you dare say anything: &lt;i&gt;8 Mile&lt;/i&gt; IN MY PANTS. *grin* ::tags whoever wants to be tagged::]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111856605974477465?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111856605974477465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111856605974477465' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111856605974477465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111856605974477465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/06/okay.html' title='Okay.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111753285751732643</id><published>2005-05-30T23:45:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T00:21:35.190-10:00</updated><title type='text'>English much?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Further evidence that K is a big, fat DORK. Um. PH34R. Or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;English Genius&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced,  and 100% Expert! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; You did so extremely well, even &lt;i&gt;I&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon&lt;br /&gt;intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You&lt;br /&gt;have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly!&lt;br /&gt;Way to go!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt;  &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span id="comparisonarea"&gt;My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="111"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="39"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;74%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Beginner&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="98"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="52"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;65%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Intermediate&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="87"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="63"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;58%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Advanced&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="147"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="3"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;98%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Expert&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding=20&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14457200288064322170'&gt;The Commonly Confused Words Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=577245280159428717'&gt;shortredhead78&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a  href='http://www.okcupid.com'&gt;OkCupid Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Edit:&lt;/b&gt;*chortle* And before I forget, here's something for you freaks. (That dollmaker is addicting. And don't you look at me -- or your screen, at least -- funny. I can name five of you who spend as much time on it as me. Three male. *evol smirk of DOOOOOM*) From the lovingly named Novel-Tea SL, coming soon &lt;s&gt;as in likely after the WINTER inception &gt;D&lt;/s&gt; to a Barrow near you. *grin* He's missing his glasses only because &lt;i&gt;some people&lt;/i&gt; had to keep distracting me.&lt;br /&gt;I haven't sketched anything in MONTHS -- and, god, I can't believe it's been so long -- but we'll see if THIS guy'll get me outta my slump.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/noveltea.png" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111753285751732643?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111753285751732643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111753285751732643' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111753285751732643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111753285751732643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/05/english-much.html' title='English much?'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111684413179105719</id><published>2005-05-23T00:13:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T00:28:51.806-10:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;One month 'til one year 'til I can (legally) drink and gamble.&lt;br /&gt;There's a li hing mui margarita with my name on it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;blank space. really&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=#000000&gt;I, K, do hereby announce my intention to step down from my position as Chisei Seat of the Council of the ReinBuri group at the annual summer inception ceremonies, stating educational pursuits as reason for the decision.&lt;br /&gt;I name no successor, leaving it to the wisdom of my fellow Councillors to choose among those qualified.&lt;br /&gt;I intend to run for re-instatement into the Council at any such time in the future that I am able to.&lt;br /&gt;~K&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Been a riot, guys. Really. Now, I Descend back into Lowly, Mortal Futhermucker. Vote K when K runs for ZOMG &lt;s&gt;GOD&lt;/s&gt; MOD status again. XD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:45%;"&gt;Now, to go find some &lt;s&gt;Kleenex&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;tasers&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;slaves&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;manwhores&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;beetches&lt;/s&gt; slaves.&lt;br /&gt;.............. &gt;_&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... XDDD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111684413179105719?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111684413179105719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111684413179105719' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111684413179105719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111684413179105719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/05/one-month-til-one-year-til-i-can.html' title=''/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111281882357799001</id><published>2005-04-06T10:17:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-04-06T10:20:23.576-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Public Service Announcement</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Loveless.&lt;/b&gt; Premiere. Tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ZOMG!!!11!!1!!1oneone!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111281882357799001?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111281882357799001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111281882357799001' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111281882357799001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111281882357799001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/04/public-service-announcement.html' title='Public Service Announcement'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111277591620984416</id><published>2005-04-05T22:21:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-04-05T22:25:16.210-10:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Here's to the appreciation of the simple beauty of the hooks of [handwritten] 'y's and/or 'g's.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111277591620984416?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111277591620984416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111277591620984416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111277591620984416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111277591620984416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/04/heres-to-appreciation-of-simple-beauty.html' title=''/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111244042967042497</id><published>2005-04-02T01:10:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-04-02T01:16:43.596-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Notice</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;The user is still hopped up on tea. Therefore, the user is working off the awakeness with &lt;s&gt;messing around&lt;/s&gt; remodeling. Beware falling cows.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;User is also aware that awakeness is not a word. Shut up. The user is allowed to abuse the English language once in awhile.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111244042967042497?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111244042967042497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111244042967042497' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111244042967042497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111244042967042497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/04/notice.html' title='Notice'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111240291899230764</id><published>2005-04-01T14:16:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-04-01T14:51:27.313-10:00</updated><title type='text'>In which K makes no sense at all and no one is surprised.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Oh, and Happy April Fools' Day! X3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;Warning: user is hopped up majorly on green tea.&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm considering changing the icon again. To something... mm... Albel. Skirt + claw + constant antagonism = much LOVE. But, nah, Chibi-sama will keep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know how in high school, there are those girls that draw on each other's hands during class? Shit like that? Make little pen tattoos and "Joe &lt;3 Sally" shit? ...So physics lecture, right? My eyes have this tendency to wander, and wander they did. Oh, sights to see. Like today. Two boys in the row in front of me, one drawing on the other's shoulder. "*giggl-- WTF?!*" I'm never glancing around in physics lecture again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2329013/1/" target=_blank&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2285973/1/" target=_blank&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; deserve to be sporked. Hard. Albel needs to jump outta the authors' computer screens a la Gemity and just slaughter them. Nngh. Teach me to go to the Pit o' Voles for some good Mirage/Cliff (yes, in that order, because she could SO top him XDDD).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nngh." is my new favorite expression. And not because turning it into "Nngh!" makes it dirty. Really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't watch Xenosaga TV when you're in the floopy part of your hormonal cycle. Because everything Chibi-sama says doesn't sound like it's supposed to. Especially when what he's doing is screaming Albedo's name repeatedly.&lt;br /&gt;...Wait. I'm always in the floopy part of my hormonal cycle. XDDD&lt;br /&gt;omg2secondsofTestamentfootage! MOMOmind-fuck! Virgil, (sir,) I liked you better when you died in the beginning. URTV-tachi, you're WAY better in 3D-- no funky hair. No, Chief, I did &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; burst out laughing when it looked like you were gonna blow KOS-MOS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, Effy, I &lt;i&gt;am&lt;/i&gt; laughing at every word I type that can be even remotely related to sex. You corrupted me. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. XD By the by, Zia still wants to kill you. Have fun on your honeymoon, you crazy brat. (Which won't happen, if I have any say in it. Which, yeah, I don't. But it's the principle that counts! &gt;_&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...I need more tea.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111240291899230764?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111240291899230764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111240291899230764' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111240291899230764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111240291899230764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/04/in-which-k-makes-no-sense-at-all-and.html' title='In which K makes no sense at all and no one is surprised.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111162041687924295</id><published>2005-03-23T13:08:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-03-23T13:26:56.880-10:00</updated><title type='text'>-___-</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;All right, this might be because I'm Asian &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; because I live in Hawaii, but just how the HELL do you screw up making sushi and tempura?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gran is watching Food 911 and I'm sprawled out on the carpet, since Yuki's hooked up to the cable. The host is pissing me off with his accent and the featured couple is pissing me off with their utter ineptitude (see K's initial question). But I forgive the host because he clarified that sushi does &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; equal raw fish. The couple can each stuff a barrel of wasabi down their throats. :&lt;br /&gt;Now I crave some spicy ahi. And warm sake. Or green tea. And miso soup.&lt;br /&gt;Mm... I hate TV. Reminds me that not everyone lives here. XDDDDD ::stages &lt;s&gt;hostile&lt;/s&gt; takeover of said machinery for some quality time with the PS2::&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111162041687924295?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111162041687924295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111162041687924295' title='19 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111162041687924295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111162041687924295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/03/blog-post.html' title='-___-'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>19</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111127012466376119</id><published>2005-03-19T10:41:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-03-19T12:15:40.576-10:00</updated><title type='text'>[x-post] [mad screencaps] [long] Magical Girl MOMO! MAKE-UP!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;So K had this great idea: Catch up on aaaaall the anime downloaded onto Yuki or borrowed/received from the dealers before the poor, abused laptop is reset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Xenosaga TV&lt;/b&gt; is one of them. Yeah, I have misgivings, but I've already invested bandwidth and memory into the first 6 eps, might as well go with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo and behold, episode 7 brings in the rewards. Or the pain. I haven't figured out which. What it IS, though, is complete and utter CRACK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And when one has crack, one shares the love, right? XD K's &lt;s&gt;bad&lt;/s&gt; mad sccapping skillz present: Xenosaga TV 7, Encephalon. Specifically, the battle scene right after the dive. In 50 sccaps. XDD Please ignore any bad pixels and poofy hair. View at your own risk. &gt;_&gt; K will not be responsible for injuries sustained while shooting food and/or drink items out your nose. Oh, and K has a bias for a certain gun-toting URTV. ^__^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All links open in new windows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O noes, &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/01.jpg" target=_blank&gt;malicious program!&lt;/a&gt; Fear not-- &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/02.jpg" target=_blank&gt;the professor&lt;/a&gt; has &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/03.jpg" target=_blank&gt;everything&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/04.jpg" target=_blank&gt;under&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/05.jpg" target=_blank&gt;control&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You KNOW Jr. would be the first to try. XDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/06.jpg" alt="SUPERSTAR!"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;Funniest&lt;/s&gt; Best. Fuckin'. Pose. EVER.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/07.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Celebrate!&lt;/a&gt; And follow up with a &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/08.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Mystic Nocturne&lt;/a&gt;~ &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/09.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Additional cap&lt;/a&gt;, because it's totally hot. And SO totally becoming the new Blogger icon. XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/10.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Dramatic!Rubedo&lt;/a&gt; -- by this point, K didn't know to faint from laughter or from the sheer COOLNESS of Chibi-sama -- followed by &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/11.jpg" target=_blank&gt;totally-ruining-the-mood!Rubedo.&lt;/a&gt; XDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because this doesn't deserve to be a mere link:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/12.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dance, Little Master! Dance! (Though keeping one's fingers on the triggers like that has GOT to be as safety hazard.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ziggy's turn. AKA what made K totally glad K wasn't eating or drinking at the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/13.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/14.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can we say bad FFVII flashback? I have a feeling these animators were smoking whatever the &lt;b&gt;Prince of Tennis&lt;/b&gt; animators were smoking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/15.jpg" target=_blank&gt;boss&lt;/a&gt; time! Run, &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/16.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Shion&lt;/a&gt;! Make way for Ziggy's &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/17.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Lightning&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/18.jpg" target=_blank&gt;Fist&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, a moment of foreboding:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/19.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/20.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Nanka hen na kimochi...', right, Shion? XDDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sir! Bad-feeling meter is off the scale! The sparkles... Oh, GOD, the SPARKLES!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/21.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(You know you were waiting for this.) Magical Girl MOMO! MAKE-UP!&lt;br /&gt;For the sake of my sanity and everyone's bandwidth, a rough transformation sequence linkage: &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/22.jpg" target=_blank&gt;01&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/23.jpg" target=_blank&gt;02&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/24.jpg" target=_blank&gt;03&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/25.jpg" target=_blank&gt;04&lt;/a&gt; - [bad Sailor Moon/Card Captor Sakura (SAKURA! XDDD How appropriate!) vibes start here] &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/26.jpg" target=_blank&gt;05&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/27.jpg" target=_blank&gt;06&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/28.jpg" target=_blank&gt;07&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/29.jpg" target=_blank&gt;08&lt;/a&gt; - [&lt;s&gt;Card Captor Sakura&lt;/s&gt; Magical Girl MOMO costume scroll] &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/30.jpg" target=_blank&gt;09&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/31.jpg" target=_blank&gt;10&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/32.jpg" target=_blank&gt;11&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/33.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Now we're gonna be sued...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And back to the totally unreal battle... He &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/34.jpg" target=_blank&gt;shoots&lt;/a&gt;... And MG!MOMO comes back with a &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/35.jpg" target=_blank&gt;kekkai!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Magical Girl MOMO attack sequence..................... *SPORFLE!* &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/36.jpg" target=_blank&gt;01&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/37.jpg" target=_blank&gt;02&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/38.jpg" target=_blank&gt;03&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/39.jpg" target=_blank&gt;04&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Which brings us to the subject of &lt;s&gt;why rabbits are scary as hell&lt;/s&gt; why animators should be let out to pasture once in a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/40.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/41.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah, but one person hasn't joined in the crack yet, eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/42.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's right, kid, &lt;i&gt;encourage&lt;/i&gt; the woman. &gt;__&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Queen's Kiss! I shoulda put Shion in my party more...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/43.jpg" target=_blank&gt;01&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/44.jpg" target=_blank&gt;02&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/45.jpg" target=_blank&gt;03&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mmmm... Fanservice-y...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/46.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/47.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Done in by flying hearts. What a malicious program.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/48.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/49.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First time you seen a woman, Chibi-sama? XDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/xenocrack/50.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You were lucky. Musta been the program's first time to see a woman, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 8 is gonna have chaos in it. And god help me, I wanna see THAT. ::dies::&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111127012466376119?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111127012466376119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111127012466376119' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111127012466376119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111127012466376119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/03/x-post-mad-screencaps-long-magical.html' title='[x-post] [mad screencaps] [long] Magical Girl MOMO! MAKE-UP!'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-111005759629860347</id><published>2005-03-05T11:14:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-03-05T11:19:56.300-10:00</updated><title type='text'>x-post</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Spreading the &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wicked_wish/463017.html" target=_blank&gt;great Stop Fucking Him post&lt;/a&gt; love around. *nodnod*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;Seriously, asexuality is the way to go. :3&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-111005759629860347?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/111005759629860347/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=111005759629860347' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111005759629860347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/111005759629860347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/03/x-post.html' title='x-post'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110954354957886981</id><published>2005-02-27T12:25:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-03-05T11:21:22.406-10:00</updated><title type='text'>X3</title><content type='html'>&lt;span stye="font-size:85%;"&gt;K + crack = everybody suffers. Especially &lt;a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15592168/" target=_blank&gt;mascot catboys&lt;/a&gt;. XDDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Made for the beetches who enjoy dressing boys like girls more than I do and/or love doing weird things to this particular 'mascot.' &lt;s&gt;You sick bastards. XDDD&lt;/s&gt; Cross-posted for you &lt;s&gt;losers XD&lt;/s&gt; beetches who've taken a shine to stalking this blog. 63KB version &lt;a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/hularen.gif" target=_blank&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110954354957886981?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110954354957886981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110954354957886981' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110954354957886981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110954354957886981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/x3.html' title='X3'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110923668604542992</id><published>2005-02-23T23:08:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-02-23T23:24:44.333-10:00</updated><title type='text'>XD</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;ganked from... someone on LJ. I wish I could remember. &gt;_&gt; In any case, it amuses me to no end. (Whip it good!) To everyone I've been bugging the hell outta to play this (especially if it's been at least a year I've been doing it), PLAY IT, DAMN YOU. You know who you are. &lt;s&gt;No make me give ya stink eye.&lt;/s&gt; XDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/phorlakh/1056444941_turesbart1.JPG" border="0" alt="mmm, bart"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are Bart.  Arrgh, baby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/phorlakh/quizzes/Which%20Xenogears%20Character%20Are%20You%3F%20(With%20Pictures)/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which Xenogears Character Are You? (With Pictures)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;BR&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I'm one answer away from:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/phorlakh/1056449964_icturesid1.JPG" border="0" alt="mmm, id"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are Id.  You are a naughty, naughty person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/phorlakh/quizzes/Which%20Xenogears%20Character%20Are%20You%3F%20(With%20Pictures)/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which Xenogears Character Are You? (With Pictures)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;BR&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(^heissofuckingcool X3)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110923668604542992?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110923668604542992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110923668604542992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110923668604542992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110923668604542992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/xd.html' title='XD'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110911060406048720</id><published>2005-02-22T12:10:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-02-22T12:16:44.063-10:00</updated><title type='text'>[SPAM] K is sheep.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;x-posted: &lt;a href="http://www.konamijpn.co.jp/products/mgs3/japanese/movie_4_hands.swf" target=_blank&gt;THIS&lt;/a&gt; is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. (No it isn't, but it's the most disturbing thing involving Snake.) Warning: you may have to spork your eyes out after watching it. X___X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kouga Yun is still number one in my mangaka book (along with a few others, of course XD;;;) and I want &lt;a href="http://page10.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/m11397621" target=_blank&gt;this!&lt;/a&gt; (dammit)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Baaaaaaaa. Ganked from &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wikdsushi"&gt;Sushi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Grab the nearest book.&lt;br /&gt;2. Open the book to page 123&lt;br /&gt;3. Find the fifth full sentence.&lt;br /&gt;4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.&lt;br /&gt;5. Don't search around for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually nearest to you (We already know you, no use trying to be pretentious)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;He'd never completely trusted the sorceress.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(K sorta cheated. The only actual book around is &lt;i&gt;Stalking Darkness&lt;/i&gt;, because K is reading Lynn Flewelling aaaaaaaaaaall over again. For the fifth time. Yey.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110911060406048720?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110911060406048720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110911060406048720' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110911060406048720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110911060406048720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/spam-k-is-sheep.html' title='[SPAM] K is sheep.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110887580561342828</id><published>2005-02-19T18:58:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-02-23T23:23:44.116-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Meh.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Xenosaga TV&lt;/i&gt; is rather disappointing. And the fact that I know the plot -- despite some changes they made to it -- is not a factor in it. It's just... blah. And, with the exception of MOMO (less high-pitched and sounds waaay cuter), I prefer the English VAs. &lt;i&gt;Especially&lt;/i&gt; Albedo. I missed his insane giggling. &gt;_&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;And now, the reason why I'm posting (gasp!) a mere &lt;i&gt;day&lt;/i&gt; after my last entry: a couple of open letters.&lt;/s&gt; ETA: I told you so. :]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110887580561342828?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110887580561342828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110887580561342828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110887580561342828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110887580561342828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/meh_19.html' title='Meh.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110877853936755730</id><published>2005-02-18T15:46:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-02-18T16:02:19.370-10:00</updated><title type='text'>:o</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;K is hooked on everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;Xenosaga&lt;/i&gt;: Due to seeders being none-too-close to here and/or not having high transfer rates, K is going to watch the first six episodes of the anime out of order. Starting with 6. Because K needs to feed the lurking URTV-lurving monster lest it consume K's being. Well, you know, until K can get to raiding a game store.&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;Sukisho&lt;/i&gt;: So full of crack, I have to pause and leave the room at least once or twice per episode. The fact that all the VAs with the sexy voices aaaaallll have parts. Like main parts. Or minor, at least. Not one-time deals.&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;Tactics&lt;/i&gt;: Occult and various related things make K's day. And wings and feathers. And little, green aliens of the uber-cute kind.&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;Live Pastel Collection&lt;/i&gt;: Icon-age here, I come. 2003 is also in K's grubby hands. &gt;3&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;Suikoden&lt;/i&gt;: III and IV are not yet beaten. Shut up. Just shut up. I'm getting there, dammit. As soon as I beat II again.&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.miniclip.com/runescape_game.html" target=_blank&gt;Runescape&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;: No mod duty? This is where K is, beetches. Unless, you know, WMP is open with an episode of &lt;s&gt;crack&lt;/s&gt; something or other.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And so, in conclusion, the K-thing has to get out more instead of being a lazy, stupid mass of human glued to the computer screen.&lt;br /&gt;...After K stops worshipping the combined SMEX of animated!KOS-MOS-and-URTVs. And the oni-eating tengu. And... well. XD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110877853936755730?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110877853936755730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110877853936755730' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110877853936755730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110877853936755730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/o.html' title=':o'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110774724939857257</id><published>2005-02-06T17:31:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-02-06T17:37:00.623-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Buh.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I saw &lt;i&gt;Phantom of the Opera&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I must say: Buh. Just... buh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watching it again maybe Friday. *happy burble* And I'll be first in line for the DVD.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110774724939857257?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110774724939857257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110774724939857257' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110774724939857257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110774724939857257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/buh.html' title='Buh.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110732835389586920</id><published>2005-02-01T20:53:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-02-01T22:08:46.506-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Since I'm logged in...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I might as well make the blog feel loved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Hawaii is 'Paradise' and Las Vegas is 'Sin City'...&lt;br /&gt;And many Hawaii residents think going to Vegas is TEH vacation...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm all alone in my brilliant brainfart, aren't I?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ETA:&lt;/b&gt; Because I can resist the crack that is Live Pastel Collection '04 no longer, &lt;s&gt;Morikubo Shoutarou&lt;/s&gt; Shadow of Love Shoutarou is now the official icon:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://n.1asphost.com/yakisaru/shou.png"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110732835389586920?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110732835389586920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110732835389586920' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110732835389586920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110732835389586920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/02/since-im-logged-in.html' title='Since I&apos;m logged in...'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110721328499851312</id><published>2005-01-31T13:19:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-01-31T13:15:37.966-10:00</updated><title type='text'>&gt;_&gt;</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;wtf moment of the weekend: &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/nm/20050121/music_nm/life_spongebob_dc" target=_blank&gt;*gaspSHOCK*&lt;/a&gt; Spongebob is GAY! XD;;;;;&lt;br /&gt;And these, folks, are our righteous fighters for American morality:&lt;br /&gt;(Stupid activists: *point to cartoon characters* TEH GAY!) &gt; (Fangirls/boys: *point to cartoon characters* TEH GAY!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*gigglefit*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone wanna get me &lt;a href="http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/pl/page.news/id.1130/dn/default.cfm" target=_blank&gt;this?&lt;/a&gt; Birthday present! No... too far. Valentine's present? XD ...Oh, damn. Or White Day. (ふしゅううう～～～………)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110721328499851312?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110721328499851312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110721328499851312' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110721328499851312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110721328499851312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/01/blog-post.html' title='&gt;_&gt;'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110655562515543450</id><published>2005-01-23T22:23:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-01-23T22:33:45.156-10:00</updated><title type='text'>The memes had to come sometime...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;ganked during a ReinBuri session:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;table style="border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;" cellpadding=4&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;A HREF="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease"&gt;Doctor Unheimlich&lt;/A&gt; has diagnosed me with&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;K's Disorder&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=right&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cause&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;self-abuse&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=right&gt;&lt;b&gt;Symptoms&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;loss of dress sense, flushing, mild shrunken head&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=right&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cure&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;drink a hundred cups of tea every day before meals&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;"&gt;Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:&lt;input type=text name=p size=9 style="font-size:xx-small;"&gt;&lt;input type=submit value="Go" style="background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;"&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;*g*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://piratemonkeysinc.com/quiz.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://piratemonkeysinc.com/images/INTJ.gif" width=275 height=250 border=0 alt="Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Harry Potter Personality Quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://piratemonkeysinc.com"&gt;Pirate Monkeys Inc.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hm.. o-o&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110655562515543450?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110655562515543450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110655562515543450' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110655562515543450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110655562515543450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/01/memes-had-to-come-sometime.html' title='The memes had to come sometime...'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110625299743655308</id><published>2005-01-20T10:18:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-01-20T10:35:19.823-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Nngh.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I just had to have the inauguration day off, didn't I?&lt;br /&gt;At least one of the reporters was surprised that there were protestors present. Why were they there? Why were there so many? Oh, I don't know. Because they hate the head dumbshit this country (apparently full) of dumbshits voted for? Maybe they had the day off, like me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pah. I'd rather &lt;s&gt;plot the end of the world&lt;/s&gt; study. Or gamble on Suikoden IV. Or watch Snake's ass as he crawls around. And wonder how to get the connections needed to build a Shagohod of my own. (I'm graduating from mecha. XD)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110625299743655308?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110625299743655308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110625299743655308' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110625299743655308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110625299743655308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/01/nngh.html' title='Nngh.'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110534470045899249</id><published>2005-01-09T21:55:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-01-09T22:28:53.956-10:00</updated><title type='text'>pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo (or, 'I love you, Catallus! XDDD')</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;"I will fuck you in the ass and have you give me some good head." (as per translation &lt;a href="http://www.writersu.net/?link=dict&amp;lang=46&amp;page=3"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahh... proof that it &lt;i&gt;was&lt;/i&gt; worth it to spaz out and look for Catallus' poems. Well, that and it made me forget for a few glorious minutes that spring semester starts tomorrow. (*weep*) He's defending his poetry, actually. But &lt;i&gt;man&lt;/i&gt;, what an opening line!&lt;br /&gt;There ya go, kiddies. Teacher give you an F on your last test? Someone cut you off on the freeway? Now you can properly insult them. Quoting a revered poet, no less! (Just hope they don't understand Latin. XD)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poem and its entirety, in addition to several translations, are &lt;a href="http://members.toast.net/shapiro/xaipete/2002-03-05.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110534470045899249?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110534470045899249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110534470045899249' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110534470045899249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110534470045899249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/01/pedicabo-ego-vos-et-irrumabo-or-i-love.html' title='pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo (or, &apos;I love you, Catallus! XDDD&apos;)'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9999586.post-110506540954850967</id><published>2005-01-06T16:24:00.000-10:00</published><updated>2005-01-06T17:16:43.353-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Testtesttest! *mashbuttons*</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;And thus, K adds another blog to the growing collection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sporadic updates, as Blogger's tendency to chew up HTML and spit it back out as gibberish is annoying. That and I don't go post-happy. I've got enough of a slow-burning temper that I don't rant much. And I don't do diary entries: I don't want to know where you went, what you ate, and when you took a shit, so unless you're a creepy stalker who likes the dirty little details, I'll assume the same applies to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Layout sucks, because templates always suck. Once I re-learn div slices and tables and all that, and am not too lazy to cook up some half-assed graphics, I'm replacing this ugly thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: HAH. No more bloody wysiwyg editor. One roadblock outta the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9999586-110506540954850967?l=callipygianideal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/feeds/110506540954850967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9999586&amp;postID=110506540954850967' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110506540954850967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9999586/posts/default/110506540954850967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callipygianideal.blogspot.com/2005/01/testtesttest-mashbuttons.html' title='Testtesttest! *mashbuttons*'/><author><name>K</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/necktiebondage/blog/hirotaka.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
